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Pairing(s): Kibum x Yesung x Changmin, Heechul x Hankyung x Siwon, Hwangbo
Summary: The news is great but the price of the news is going to be a long ass painful adventure.
Requested by: myfadingmelody from the closed request post here
"Congratulations Mr. Kim! You're pregnant!" The female doctor, Ms. Kim smiled.
"I'M WHAT?!!!!" Mr. Kim shouted at the top of his lungs, standing up in his seat and knocking the chair backwards.
Immediately the door to the doctor's office opened with a loud bang and 2 incredibly handsome male rushed in.
"I heard screaming!" The taller of the two shouted.
"What's wrong?" The slightly shorter but amazingly handsome asked.
"Are you two related to Mr. Kim?" Ms. Kim asked calmly.
"We're his boyfriend." The two answered together.
"Please have a seat and close the door behind you."
The two obeyed and did as the doctor ordered. They also fixed their lover's chair and got him to sit down as well.
"Well then congratulations are in order. Mr. Kim here is 6 weeks into his pregnancy. You're both going to be fathers."
"You're pregnant?!!" The two shouted at the pregnant man sitting in between them.
"Who's the father? Am I the father?" They continued to ramble on when they didn't get a reply.
The doctor cleared her throat and it immediately shut the two up.
"How do you feel about this Mr. Kim? You've been quiet ever since your outburst."
"Please, just Yesung is fine."
"Well Yesung? How do you feel about the news?" The doctor asked again.
"Ah, I'm Kim Kibum."
"And I'm Shim Changmin."
The two held their hands out to shake their hands with the doctor.
"I'm Kim Hwangbo."
They shook hands and greeted each other.
Yesung had stayed silent throughout the whole conversation.
"Well Yesung, how do you feel about the news?"
"I'm pregnant?" Yesung asked tentatively.
"I'm going to have a child?"
"That's what being pregnant means."
"And they're the fathers?" Yesung asked, pointing to Kibum and Changmin sitting on either side of him.
"Of course unless you've had intercourse with others."
"No!" Yesung waved his hands in front of him like crazy.
"Then yes they are the fathers."
"Huh." Yesung went back to being quiet and spaced out for a bit.
"Is he going to be okay?" Changmin asked.
"I think it's just the realization of bearing a child hasn't sunk in yet. Are you two okay with this? Do you want to have the child?"
"We're keeping the baby." Kibum said in a determined voice.
"We are?" Changmin asked, turning to look at Kibum.
"I don't know about you Minnie but I'm going to keep this child. I am not going give him or her up."
"I never said I was either! I was just surprised at your sudden decision."
"So we both agree? To love the baby regardless who the father is between the two of us?"
"Yes but Yesung seems out of it."
"Sungie?" Kibum asked, tugging on the man's sleeve.
"Sungie?" Changmin asked, waving a hand in front of his face.
"Yes." They all answered.
"YES!!!!!!!!" Yesung shouted, standing up and cheering, waving his arms above his head like he'd just scored the goal.
Kibum and Changmin were shocked by their lover's behaviour. Somehow they felt that this is very wrong. Very very wrong.
"I'm pregnant~ I'm pregnant~ I'm pregnant~" Yesung sang.
"You're very happy aren't you Yesung?"
"Yes I am Hwangbo! Finally!"
"Finally?" The doctor asked.
"Now Heechul can't boss me around and make me do things for him because I'm pregnant too! I can finally relax and have Bummie and Minnie be my Wonnie and Hannie."
"Wonnie and Hannie?"
"Heechul's lovers Siwon and Hankyung. They listen to him all the time and follow his endless demands even more because he's pregnant!"
Kibum and Changmin's eyes doubled and the realization of how their lover would be like pregnant raced through their mind.
"We're dead." The two said at the same time.
Hwangbo laughed at the two seated and looking like they've just entered hell.
"Yah! Now that I'm pregnant you two better listen to me and do everything that I say and pay attention to me." Yesung scolded his two young lovers.
The two nodded mutely, already on the verge of tears.
"Have a good day Hwangbo. I'll come back next month for my check up and if I need anything can I call your cell phone?"
"Of course. Here's my number." Hwangbo wrote her cell number on her business card and handed it to Yesung.
Yesung pocked the card and left the office smiling, with a bounce in his step.
She looked back at the two seated in front of her. She sighed and felt their pain. Heechul is also her patient and close friend. She has heard and seen the things Heechul has made his lovers do before he was pregnant. She hasn't formally met Siwon and Hankyung but she knew that with what Yesung has said just now, the two in front of her were going to suffer.
Walking around her desk, she gently helped the two up and out of her office. Handing them each her business card with her cell phone number, she told them to call if they ever needed to ask what to do if Yesung starts acting up.
"I know Heechul and how he can be. If you ever need help feel free to call me or ask Siwon and Hankyung. Hwaiting!" The doctor cheered at the two.
The two smiled a bright smile but their expressions were like their souls just got sucked out of them. She would have pinched their cheeks for looking so cute but she was more worried where Yesung could have gone.
"You two should go check up on Yesung and make sure he doesn't do anything drastic like marching up to Heechul and shouting 'In your face' to him."
The two snapped out of their trance and raced out of the hospital, shouting a goodbye over their shoulders. Hwangbo laughed and waved back at them. Life's just gotten more interesting.
A/N: Done! I hope this meets your request myfadingmelody
NOTE: THIS IS A ONE-SHOT! NO SEQUEL. NOTHING. NADA. I don't feel like writing it.
So what does it feel like Kibum? Being a father on your birthday? LOL *gets bricked*
Comments are welcomed~♥